happie holidaze part 2: 'christmas story' house open in cleveland

word around the flagpole is that someone purchased ralphie's house featured in the 1983 classic movie "a christmas story" on ebay in 1994 and renovated it.


now, there is an adjacent museum and the home itself is open for public tours! anyone been there yet? i wanna go into the basement and yell "nadafinga!!!" at the boiler...

related links:

windows live local photo imagery of house

the official christmas story house website

npr [=/= junky] audio interview with the owner

AND!

there are tons of leg lamps you can buy out there: just google it. FRA-GEE-LAY!!!

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forgit john waters, this is our local hero

my swell bro alerted me to the fact that david hasselhof was from the b-more.

how has this fact been not celebrated up to this point?

please see the above artist's misconception of how to both improve penn station and admire hoff at the same time.

(get it? ad- mire-hoff? lololol...)

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pwned!

it raises the question about the old one

from one of my field agents in new yawk. a secret asian man.

happie holidaze part 1: omg

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wondering about the twins

anyone who is a superheroes fan (and i ain't really one of them) will agree that of all the super friends ever created, the wonder twins are teh sux.

yet somehow, i seem to make a "wonder twins" reference at least once every two or three months.

wtf?

i loves me some kraut

greco roamin'

aww yah get your greek on this weekend, at ye olde 2006 greek festival, 11 a.m. to midnight today and tomorrow, at maryland avenue and preston street... sunday hours are noon to 6 p.m.

http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/local/bal-md.agora10nov10,0,3990776.story?coll=bal-local-headlines

we go pretty much every year.

i like to feast on the greek dipples...

anyone know a machinist?

so this weekend i was making fresh oj wit' my beloved chrome juice king, and i done stripped out the gear inside.

seems the gear in question for some reason was made out of pot metal instead of steel. cossacks.

anyone out there know anyone, or happen to have a lathe etc to make me a new gyro gearloose?

look at my butt

"and I ask you, where was my butt? one full minute and not one shot of my butt! you saw it, i bloody wanted to kill the editor. it was shot of boot, then shot belt, bull fighter, hair, crowd, face, hat, bull, boot, hair. and i told them specifically that it was supposed to be butt shot, shot of the hair, back to the butt, hand, butt, hand, butt, hand, butt, belt, butt, beard, butt, belt, butt, earring, face, butt, butt, earring, hold on the butt, hold on the butt, it's a formula but it bloody works!"

sorry i HAD to post that, after my previous post it basically meant i could not get anything done until i got this image out of my head and into the intarweb.

what to buy me this holiday season, part 1

it's perfectly spherical

scientists calibrate their instruments by it

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p.s. charissa i challenge you to a pong championship!