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johnny dollar's vault

retro pop culture and various local observations and ramblings.

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Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
johnny dollar's vault resides in the basement of stately dollar maisonTM, amongst the wine cellar, tiki bar, and finicky electrical panel. from time to time i will unearth various artifacts from either there or from the random crevices of my mind.

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NOTE: this blog will NOT deal with any recent pop culture (i.e. since about 1990) or topical issues, so if you're looking for discussion about britney baracko jacko flacco, look elsewhere, lol

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

happidaze part 7: star wars holiday special 1978

millenium falcon looks like ass on video

domestic wookie bliss

luckily by hiring andy rooney they saved a lot on makeup

apparently the wookie gloria steinham hasn't shown up on the planet yet

omg holographic cirque du soliel

mark "is it the 80's yet?" hamill

appears ed norton retired to work at the wookie radio shack

omg harvey korman in drag hearts meat

peep grampaw's dihann carrol virtual porn

what you talkin bout willis?

my side of the medicine cabinet has all the cocaine!

wtf reggie bar?!?

wtf jefferson starship?

3po's got mad breakin' skillz

don't eff with fett's vette

ah for the warm fuzzy days of the cold war...

nothing says "chevelle" like "glen burnie"

robot spelled teh backwards... obvs

wtf bea arthur?!?!??!

news flash... i stole joe namath's hair


*making a 'hock a loogie' sound*

the original furries

join our cult, get wookie kool aid!

it's not over til the alderaanian princess sings...


Blogger acw said...

As if anyone ever needed further proof that Lucas was only in it for the money. Do youthink he got extra excited rolling around in the cash this got him?

acw (stupid blogger beta)

2:30 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

re: blogger beta... at least it posted as 1/3 of your name! heh...

no doubt acw, actually if i had posted screencaps of all the kenner ads, this post would have been twice as long. and you know, i try to manage my length... *snicker*

2:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I picked up a copy a few months ago to watch again --- hadn't seen it since way back then, and it was just as stupid as I remembered. The Grandpa Wookiee Porn scene was great... bwahaha

3:05 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

ms: i googled to see if "grandpa wookie porn" was a band name yet ~ i'm suprized it's not

3:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROFL Gimme a few months ... heh

I do remember a band called Princess Leia's Buns ... And a jazz band called No Jabba Du Wada ...

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


2:27 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

thx holyfatman and mr. steel :D

2:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, is it OK if I use your screencaps to make a really terrifying seasonal design for my blog? I'll link to you, of course.

6:10 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

anonymous: lol, sure. to quote the who (or i guess csi for you young'uns), "who are you?"

6:57 AM  

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