old navy fleece jackets for johnny reb

for the past week i've been bombarded with radio ads for gettysburg village center there in good ol' pennsylvania http://www.gettysburgvillage.com/

they cheerily claim, hey kids, come meet santa!!!1

what da? come on folks, this is GETTYSBURG, the site of 10,000 union and confederate deaths in 1863. you wanna give me a santa? come on, we need

hey kids, come meet the ghost of a confederate soldier!!!

that would be tha bomb. coz nothing says history like factory outlet shopping. think of the other retail possibilities...

the leningrad shopping towne complete with the starvation foodcourt!!!
the okinawa outdoorwear outlet!!!
the tet offensive IKEA!!!