captain mnemonic in outer space

ok amongst the dead horses beaten recently, australian or otherwise, is the fact that planet pluto has been wacked. no concern of mine. however, what about the CHILDREN? what mnemonic device will they be taught in science class to remember the position of the planets (M, V, E, M, J, S, U, N)? to rectify this educational crisis, my intarnet pals and i have attemptified to address the situation:

my vespa essentially makes john stamos unbelievably nervous *

most voles eat moldy jambalaya since understanding nostradamus **

my virgin european mailbride, julianna, sleeps until noon ***

melanin-vague entertainer, michael jackson, seems under-nourished ***

more vengence emerges, mollify jealous scientists' ultimatum: nothingness **

miami vice episodes make johnson seem unusually narcissistic ***

marcia's very enchanting, mousy jan somewhat ugly nerd *

and the piece of resistance,

milli vanilli entertained many juveniles strictly under nine ****

* purple jade

** me

*** sabu the coconut boy

**** tikifish