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johnny dollar's vault

retro pop culture and various local observations and ramblings.

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Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
johnny dollar's vault resides in the basement of stately dollar maisonTM, amongst the wine cellar, tiki bar, and finicky electrical panel. from time to time i will unearth various artifacts from either there or from the random crevices of my mind.

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NOTE: this blog will NOT deal with any recent pop culture (i.e. since about 1990) or topical issues, so if you're looking for discussion about britney baracko jacko flacco, look elsewhere, lol

Thursday, September 07, 2006

captain mnemonic in outer space

ok amongst the dead horses beaten recently, australian or otherwise, is the fact that planet pluto has been wacked. no concern of mine. however, what about the CHILDREN? what mnemonic device will they be taught in science class to remember the position of the planets (M, V, E, M, J, S, U, N)? to rectify this educational crisis, my intarnet pals and i have attemptified to address the situation:

my vespa essentially makes john stamos unbelievably nervous *

most voles eat moldy jambalaya since understanding nostradamus **

my virgin european mailbride, julianna, sleeps until noon ***

melanin-vague entertainer, michael jackson, seems under-nourished ***

more vengence emerges, mollify jealous scientists' ultimatum: nothingness **

miami vice episodes make johnson seem unusually narcissistic ***

marcia's very enchanting, mousy jan somewhat ugly nerd *

and the piece of resistance,

milli vanilli entertained many juveniles strictly under nine ****

* purple jade

** me

*** sabu the coconut boy

**** tikifish


Blogger acw said...

my very excellent mother just served us nothing.

2:53 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

damn, do you love it when your great dad kicks your ass? ahah

3:08 PM  
Blogger tfg said...

Massive vaginal explosions justify steel underwear needs.

4:47 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

tfg: lol

6:54 AM  

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