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johnny dollar's vault

retro pop culture and various local observations and ramblings.

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Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
johnny dollar's vault resides in the basement of stately dollar maisonTM, amongst the wine cellar, tiki bar, and finicky electrical panel. from time to time i will unearth various artifacts from either there or from the random crevices of my mind.

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NOTE: this blog will NOT deal with any recent pop culture (i.e. since about 1990) or topical issues, so if you're looking for discussion about britney baracko jacko flacco, look elsewhere, lol

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

adventures of the pie rats of the carribbean, part 2

arrrrr we left brown eye the pie rat and black butt the pie rat, the silver pearl washed up, and a treasure chest under foot...

shiver me timbers, who has the key?

avast tharrr be sirens yonder, can the mermaids help?

the sirens tell tales of their mate who had the key, but was caught and locked in spikey jones’ locker forever...

the pie rats meet the beauty, living out a life of condemnation in the sunken treasure chest...

she tells them that spikey jones keeps the key on his collar, and that if they try to find it he will be enraged, and summon creatures more terrifying than one can imagine...

arrr they be pie rats, they can not ignore an unopened treasure chest, they break out of the mermaid’s chest...

and not a moment too soon, as an army of kraken enveloped the chest, feasting on the beautiful mermaid!

for spikey jones IS the sea and he knows what the pie rats are up to.....

will spikey jones get our pie rats? will they get their treasure? will there be more pie?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Umm...I think I have a touch of PTSD. These pictures scared me. I'm on the phone with Domenico right now asking if he'll pour another slab on top of the one he did 2 weeks ago...you know...for safety.

8:19 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

oooh, yeah, i should have thought to put on a disclaimer to warn those who actually deal with city rats... sorry :( but keep in mind although these look like common rats, they are PIE rats... pie makes everything happy, kind of like how steve martin described banjo music (back when he was funny)...

p.s. pie rats are not to be confused with POE rats, which are specific to baltimore and are usually drunk, depressed, and dying in gutters

1:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh Johnny$ u r a card!!! You're worth a million $$$$ not just one :-)

4:31 PM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

thx kitty! :D

9:32 AM  

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