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Thursday, October 19, 2006
i will buy a beer at the upcoming blogger happy hour for the person who most satisfactorally answers the following question:
8 Comments:
Being a werewolf doesn't make you better at basketball. Werewolves only appear to be better at basketball because no one on the opposing team wants to guard them. They are all afraid of rubbing up against that nasty werewolf hair. Gross.
There are like a bazillion reasons.
1) You can dig your massive claws into the wood floor to gain better traction for running and jumping.
2) Have you seen the jumping muscles on a wolf's hind legs?
3) You can slobber wolf spittle all over and make the floor really slick, which of course would incapacite all the other players who were not taking advantage of 1).
4) You can practice virtually anywhere by weaving a net out of hair you've plucked from your weird mane-thing. And we all know practice makes you better.
Slam dunks by way of raw animal power. Duh! Besides. (some) Chicks dig the fur exposure...80s chicks did anyway.
Is this a trick question? Didn't you tell me you couldn't make the happy hour!?!
And, in all seriousness, because when you turn into a werewolf the opposing team wets itself and runs away so their girlfriends don't start laughing at them and refuse to ever blow them.
anghang: ok, the 'frontin' with the gross hair' theory... :D
jamaila: i'll call yers tha 'white wolves CAN jump / slobber / practice anywhere' theory... :P
verity: ok, for yours, the 'wolf power slamdunk / 80's manliness' theory... and
snay: the 'scary pantswetting / involuntary abstainance effect' theory...
btw, yeah, i waz lyin'... we'll be there! i'l aceept theories until nov 1st, and dispense beer(s) forthwith.
You can call mine "a wolf would look wussy playing mini-golf, crocheting or indulging in any sport or hobby that doesn't spotlight their fine athletic prowess theory." And don't give me that weremonkeys would be better at basketball then werewolves mumbo-jumbo.
w.k.: no crocheting. check :D
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