a new source for your island living needs

bless the internets, there is now a brand new source for all your lifestyle needs, should you plan to be shipwrecked on a paradise island anytime soon. it is called the coconut economy, and it is sponsored by the tres creative and perhaps somewhat eccentric (woulda never guessed) fraternal organization to which i am inextricably connectionated.

the site is fairly self-explanitory, and allows one to acquire such useful items as the utililavalava, which is like a utilikilt (i.e. having pockets) but somewhat less scottish and somewhat more don ho. call it a skirt and we'll sic our private army of samoan ninjas on you.

laketiki tikis always please.

the polynesian stylings of fashiontramp modeled elegantly by our own miss stumpgrinder.

this sweet fogcutter tiki mug by poptiki of colorado...

or perhaps an island tote by velveteen lounge?

what's not to like? just go there already:
http://www.fraternalorderofmoai.org/coconuteconomy/