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johnny dollar's vault

retro pop culture and various local observations and ramblings.

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Location: Baltimore, Maryland, United States
johnny dollar's vault resides in the basement of stately dollar maisonTM, amongst the wine cellar, tiki bar, and finicky electrical panel. from time to time i will unearth various artifacts from either there or from the random crevices of my mind.

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NOTE: this blog will NOT deal with any recent pop culture (i.e. since about 1990) or topical issues, so if you're looking for discussion about britney baracko jacko flacco, look elsewhere, lol

Saturday, May 06, 2006

candy scan - part the 4th

name: kellogg's pop tarts - HELLO KITTY meow berry
country of origin: well, that's debatable - but mfd. in the you ess ayy

description: meow berry!!! so sue me if a pop tart isn't technically candy, but at 200 calories apiece and ingredients #3-#6 being corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, dextrose, and sugar, i think i have a pretty good case!!!eleven ennywheys, these little nits have bow-shaped jimmies on pink icing ands a non-identifiable fruit flavouring filling, and they DAMN GOOD despite being marketed to 11-year-old girls. so maybe thinking they are the bomb makes me teh gay. wat evah. i am mostly fascinated by the japanese uber-cuteness being exploited so craftily to sell american fat-increasing foodstuffs. who can resist the power of the meow?


Anonymous Anonymous said...

*meow meow*

Kitties r best!1

Paws 2 u J$

6:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, Johnny!

Just you wait until the Seven Pleasures season opener- have I got a surprise for you and Waikiki Kitty!!!

Kitties r indeed, the very best-est!

9:33 AM  
Blogger johnny dollar said...

cool! mega meows!

9:17 AM  

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