i haz rss'en

i can't imagine why anyone would want an rss feed of my particular brand of garbage, but it has been requested, and so there it is in the sidebar. w00t!!!1eleven

more porky the litter eater

i shnurrr love the internets!

to recap, this is at cabin john regional park in bethesda maryland. i am amazed that this piece of kitch still survived after over 30 years ~ i would figure the good taste police in upscale monkey county would have vetted him years ago.

"don't feed me broken glass!!!"

happy mary sue easter eggs

hellz yeahz, i scored some major mary easter egg (since 1948!) swag this year:

peep this:

2 mary sure coconut creme eggs
1 mary sue pecan nougat egg
1 box mary sue vanilla butter creme eggs
1 box mary sue peanut butter eggs

excuse me while i lapse into a sugar and fat coma...

in the meantime, why don't you download and enjoy the mary sue jingle? it's sugar free!... or maybe not.
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=GYEY0O6S

fudgie the whale

yesterday i got a carvel ice cream fudgie the whale coz i was a good boy and passed an important exam. fudgie!!!

if you grew up between about new york and maryland, you will probably be acquainted with carvel ice cream store commercials. the original founder and owner insisted on narrating his commercials, and subsequently entered the classic lexicon of low-budget classicly awful advertisments. the fellow sounded like he was an alcoholic and smoked five packs a day. pretty heady stuff for a sheletered suburban lad.

the following ad does not contain fudgie, but it does have COOKIE PUSS! the lol thing is that carvel has about two shapes for their ice cream cakes - it's just the icing that differentiates them.

i like π

happy pi day!

http://www.piday.org/

spring ahead in a black velvet chopper

johnny dollar's vault is releasing this groovy black lite poster via our ebay outlet ~ bid on it before it's too late!

where is the best place in baltimore to print business cards?

please let me know. we need, obviously, an affordable, decent place to print up some business cards. thanks!

having a cat has paid off

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