bless the internets, there is now a brand new source for all your lifestyle needs, should you plan to be shipwrecked on a paradise island anytime soon. it is called the coconut economy
, and it is sponsored by the tres creative and perhaps somewhat eccentric (woulda never guessed) fraternal organization to which i am inextricably connectionated.
the site is fairly self-explanitory, and allows one to acquire such useful items as the utililavalava, which is like a utilikilt
(i.e. having pockets) but somewhat less scottish and somewhat more don ho. call it a skirt and we'll sic our private army of samoan ninjas on you.
the polynesian stylings of fashiontramp
modeled elegantly by our own miss stumpgrinder.